- me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
- me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
- me during the day: how do I spell house?
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via drunkonyouhighonsummer)
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
(via 0riginal)
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
